I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Randomize
