if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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