Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
The adults are the big ones right?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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