Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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