I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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