There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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