Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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