it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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