A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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