Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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