I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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