But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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