on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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