Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I think I just sharted jello shots
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