i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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