i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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