I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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