then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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