Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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