Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
How does it feel to date your dad?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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