That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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