Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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