Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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