did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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