I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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