Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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