normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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