if you like me you must not know who I am
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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