i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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