Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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