Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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