EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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