it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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