don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I fill condoms, not promises.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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