You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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