how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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