you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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