youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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