normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
The beer is more important than you right now.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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