Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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