There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Watching her eat just hurts me
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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