i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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