Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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