plz talk dirty to me
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
