what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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