How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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