the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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