please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I could make wine with my vomit
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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