yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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