im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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