Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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