If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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