So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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