sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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